tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69069665139105388442024-03-13T12:08:35.479-07:00Rephrazer...diametrically opposed to eschewing obfuscation. | Visit Our Store <a href="http://astore.amazon.com/rephrazer2-20"><img src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-TDBXNyFMP0Q/Tfj1hDBfACI/AAAAAAAAARQ/rbaD-bIHgaY/orangecart.JPG"></a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.comBlogger159125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6906966513910538844.post-87631824949616051912011-12-14T20:55:00.000-08:002011-12-29T16:05:01.710-08:00The Three Little PigsSomething a little different:<br />
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I don't think I have ever posted a video on this blog before, but when I saw this masterful Rephrazing of the story The Three Little Pigs, I couldn't resist. Enjoy!<br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0140544518/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=rephrazer-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0140544518">The True Story of the Three Little Pigs</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=rephrazer-20&l=as2&o=1&a=0140544518" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6906966513910538844.post-83332940948509174962011-12-12T14:12:00.000-08:002011-12-29T16:07:03.626-08:00I Was Born With A Plastic Spoon In My Mouth<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oMXIvVc138g/TuZ8H8YnKaI/AAAAAAAAAWc/TQhLIdo_PAA/s1600/the_who.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="221" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oMXIvVc138g/TuZ8H8YnKaI/AAAAAAAAAWc/TQhLIdo_PAA/s320/the_who.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>I was <span title="born">parturitated</span> with a <span title="plastic">polystyrene</span> <span title="spoon">ladle</span> in my <span title="mouth">embouchement</span>.<br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001OW5O5Y/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=rephrazer-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B001OW5O5Y">The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=rephrazer-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B001OW5O5Y" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6906966513910538844.post-23989443537463279902011-11-04T09:52:00.000-07:002011-11-04T09:52:09.803-07:00Easier to Ask Forgiveness Than Ask for Permission<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IBt9TF0X54I/TrQYHCqZUrI/AAAAAAAAAVo/xrhTo5ewAnc/s1600/baddog.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="225" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IBt9TF0X54I/TrQYHCqZUrI/AAAAAAAAAVo/xrhTo5ewAnc/s320/baddog.JPG" width="320" /></a></div>If is more <span title="effortless">wieldy</span> to beg <span title="acquittal">exculpation</span> than it is to <span title="obtain">requisition</span> <span title="approval">imprimatur</span>.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6906966513910538844.post-86017397969539492672011-11-02T22:50:00.000-07:002011-12-29T16:14:03.931-08:00The Writing Is On The Wall<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-b5YtTP4Kq3M/TrIrjUMbIvI/AAAAAAAAAVg/SNf2ITRV26I/s1600/writingonwall.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-b5YtTP4Kq3M/TrIrjUMbIvI/AAAAAAAAAVg/SNf2ITRV26I/s320/writingonwall.jpeg" width="240" /></a></div>The <span title="writing">dissertation</span> is on the <span title="wall">parapet</span>.
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/WAR-WORDS-WOMEN-MEN-ARGUING/dp/0099763613?ie=UTF8&tag=widgetsamazon-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969" target="_blank">WAR OF WORDS: WOMEN AND MEN ARGUING</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=widgetsamazon-20&l=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969&o=1&a=0099763613" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important; padding: 0px !important;" width="1" />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14002312993056428451noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6906966513910538844.post-55730170336756945412011-07-02T07:30:00.000-07:002011-07-02T07:30:02.344-07:00Never Miss a Good Chance to Shut Up<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Bj9uXwXX8-A/TguJXZosK0I/AAAAAAAAASA/ysVyBI5IxkI/s1600/will-rogers-two.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Bj9uXwXX8-A/TguJXZosK0I/AAAAAAAAASA/ysVyBI5IxkI/s1600/will-rogers-two.jpg" /></a></div>Never <span title="undervalue">vilipend</span> a good <span title="opportunity">conjuncture</span> to <span title="quiet">squelch</span> yourself<br />
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