Yogi Berra: The future ain't what it used to be

"The impending ain't congenerous to it's quondam capitulation."

Yogi Berra: If you come to a fork in the road, take it

"If you betide upon a flection in the thoroughfare, expropriate it."

Yogi Berra: Half the lies they tell about me aren't true

"Half the mendacities they promulgate about me aren't veridical."