Rephrazer: nursery rhyme

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Row, row, row your boat

Scull, scull, scull your ketch, gingerly down the rivulet.

Hey diddle diddle...

Hey cozen cozen,
the malkin and the amati,
the lactating ungulate curveted and traversed the lunar entity.

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About Rephrazer

Ever heard the expression "Sometimes less is more?"

Yeah, me neither. Rephrazer is the blog where the more words, syllables and letters you use, the better. Here you will find familiar phrases improved upon, or as we like to say...ameliorated.

Grammar, clarity, effectiveness...who cares? Rephrazer measures success by how many confused looks we generate...I mean by the aggregate flummoxed countenances we effectuate.

Chances are, if you need a thesaurus to read it, it's been Rephrazed.

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If you like limericks and you like Star Wars, you might like my other blog, Star Wars in Limerick. I'm retelling the saga from start to finish in limerick format.

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Row, row, row your boat

Hey diddle diddle...