Rephrazer: perpetuity

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Thursday, May 5, 2011

The Tongue is Ever Turning to the Aching Tooth

"The Lingua is in perpetuum turning to the acrimonious laniary." ~Benjamin Franklin

The Toothache ( LP Version ) Bill Cosby's comedy bit. mp3 at Amazon.com

Friday, March 25, 2011

When I was just a baby...

"Sequential with being a neonate,
My matriarch apprised me, "Androcentric offspring,
In perpetuity be an inculpable gamin,
Eschew gamboling with ordnance."

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Ever heard the expression "Sometimes less is more?"

Yeah, me neither. Rephrazer is the blog where the more words, syllables and letters you use, the better. Here you will find familiar phrases improved upon, or as we like to say...ameliorated.

Grammar, clarity, effectiveness...who cares? Rephrazer measures success by how many confused looks we generate...I mean by the aggregate flummoxed countenances we effectuate.

Chances are, if you need a thesaurus to read it, it's been Rephrazed.

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If you like limericks and you like Star Wars, you might like my other blog, Star Wars in Limerick. I'm retelling the saga from start to finish in limerick format.

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Thursday, May 5, 2011

The Tongue is Ever Turning to the Aching Tooth

Friday, March 25, 2011

When I was just a baby...