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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Never Squat While Wearing Your Spurs

Never scrootch while accoutered with goads.

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About Rephrazer

Ever heard the expression "Sometimes less is more?"

Yeah, me neither. Rephrazer is the blog where the more words, syllables and letters you use, the better. Here you will find familiar phrases improved upon, or as we like to say...ameliorated.

Grammar, clarity, effectiveness...who cares? Rephrazer measures success by how many confused looks we generate...I mean by the aggregate flummoxed countenances we effectuate.

Chances are, if you need a thesaurus to read it, it's been Rephrazed.

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If you like limericks and you like Star Wars, you might like my other blog, Star Wars in Limerick. I'm retelling the saga from start to finish in limerick format.

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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Never Squat While Wearing Your Spurs