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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco

Never percuss a man who's manducating snuff.

Nicotine Rage: A Guide to Quitting Chewing Tobacco

About Rephrazer

Ever heard the expression "Sometimes less is more?"

Yeah, me neither. Rephrazer is the blog where the more words, syllables and letters you use, the better. Here you will find familiar phrases improved upon, or as we like to say...ameliorated.

Grammar, clarity, effectiveness...who cares? Rephrazer measures success by how many confused looks we generate...I mean by the aggregate flummoxed countenances we effectuate.

Chances are, if you need a thesaurus to read it, it's been Rephrazed.

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If you like limericks and you like Star Wars, you might like my other blog, Star Wars in Limerick. I'm retelling the saga from start to finish in limerick format.

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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco