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Friday, April 8, 2011

Tom Waits: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

"I'd aggrandize a phial obverse to me than a ventral leucotomy."

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Friday, April 8, 2011

Tom Waits: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy