John Madden: When You Don't Win, You Lose

"When you don't subjugate your opponent, you capitulate."

Case of the Mondays?

"There is an intonation that a personage possesses an exemplification of the Mondays."

I'm Gonna Make Him an Offer He Can't Refuse

"I'm gonna engender him a propoundment he can't repudiate."

Here's Looking At You, Kid

"Hither is espying you, bairn."

Tom Waits: A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion...but doesn't

"A cavalier is a terrulian who is predisposed to play a melodeon...but abnegates."

Tom Waits: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

"I'd aggrandize a phial obverse to me than a ventral leucotomy."

Tom Waits: The big print giveth, the small print taketh away

"The prodigious lithography bequeatheth, and the minikin lithography purloineth away."