Somewhere Over the Rainbow

Somewhere traverse to the variegation, bluebirds flat-hat.


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Wish You Were Here

We exist as twain omitted noumena wafting in an aquarium...annum after annum





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We All Live in a Yellow Submarine

We all domicile in a xanthous submersible.





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We will, we will ROCK you!

We're volitient, we're volitient to oscillate you!



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Don't Worry, Be Happy!

Don't exude presentiment, be convivial!





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Don't Cut Off Your Nose To Spite Your Face

Don't truncate your proboscis to exacerbate your visage.

Don't Bite the Hand that Feeds You!

Don't ruminate on the phalanges that are victualing you!

Your Eyes Are Bigger Than Your Stomach

Your oculi are more commodious than the amplitude of your viscera.


This date in history: Birthdays - William Shakespeare, Shirley Temple, and Roy Orbison.

Curiosity Killed the Cat

Officiousness extirpated the grimalkin.

This date in history: Birthdays - Peter Frampton, Jack Nicholson, and Ryan Stiles.

Elvis: I get so lonely, I could die

"I get so troglodytic, I could capitulate."


This date in history: April 21, 1956, Elvis Presley gets his first top hit album, as Heartbreak Hotel hits #1.



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Madonna: I'm like a cockroach, you just can't get rid of me

"I'm consubstantial to a cockroach, you can't just disencumber yourself with me."


This date in history: April 20, 1992, Madonna signs a $60 million deal with Time Warner.












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Howard Dean: I've waffled before, I'll waffle again

"I've equivocated precendently, I'll equivocate reiteratively."

This day in history: April 19, 1839, the Treaty of London is signed, establishing Belgium as a kingdom. I'm a big fan of their waffles.

SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

"LACONISM! I EXTIRPATE YOU!"




This day in history, April 18, 1962, birthday of Jeff Dunham, American comedian.



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Ford Mustang: All legend, zero compromise

"All cipher, cipher conciliation."


This day in history: April 17, 1964. Ford Motor Company unveils the Ford Mustang at the New York World's Fair.






Note:(I used 'cipher' two different ways. Cipher can mean 'legend' as in something used to decode symbols on a map. Cipher also means zero.)


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Charlie Chaplin's most famous quote: "..."

"..." (laconism)


This day in history: April 16, 1889, birthday of Charles Chaplin, English actor and filmmaker.






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Jackie Robinson: Life is not a spectator sport

"Being contemporary is not a gaiety of deponents ."


This day in history: April 15, 1947, Jackie Robinson debuts for the Brooklyn Dodgers, breaking baseball's color line.




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Volvo: For life!

"For vicissitude"


This day in history: April 14th, 1927, the first Volvo car premieres in Gothenburg, Sweden.





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James C. Penney: The greatest teacher I know is the job itself

"The paragon of inculcation I apperceive is the billet, intrinsically."



This date in history: April 13, 1902,  J.C. Penney opens his first store in Kemmerer, Wyoming.


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Bill Clinton: What the meaning of "is" is

"It is predicated on what the quintessence of the lexeme "is" perdures."


This date in history:
April 12, 1999, Bill Clinton was found in contempt of court for giving "intentionally false" testimony about his relationship with Monica S. Lewinsky in the Paula Jones lawsuit.

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John Madden: Here's a guy who when he runs...he moves faster

"Hither is a proletariat, who when he canters, his gait is expeditious."





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John Madden: The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here

"The aegis should conjecture for a skedaddle or a chuck hither."

John Madden: When You Don't Win, You Lose

"When you don't subjugate your opponent, you capitulate."

Case of the Mondays?

"There is an intonation that a personage possesses an exemplification of the Mondays."

I'm Gonna Make Him an Offer He Can't Refuse

"I'm gonna engender him a propoundment he can't repudiate."

Here's Looking At You, Kid

"Hither is espying you, bairn."

Tom Waits: A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion...but doesn't

"A cavalier is a terrulian who is predisposed to play a melodeon...but abnegates."

Tom Waits: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

"I'd aggrandize a phial obverse to me than a ventral leucotomy."

Tom Waits: The big print giveth, the small print taketh away

"The prodigious lithography bequeatheth, and the minikin lithography purloineth away."

Quotes Too True to Be Good: Brittany Spears

"I can peregrinate to multifarious transoceanic purlieus...like Canada!"


What she actually said was, "I get to go to lots of oversea places...like Canada!"

Quotes Too True to Be Good: Al Gore

"A striped perissodactyl does not experience vicissitudes of its mottles."


What he really said was, "A zebra does not change its spots."

Quotes Too True to Be Good: Brooke Shields

"Smoking immolates. If you are immolated, you've capitulated a very salient constituent of your quiddity."


What she actually said was, "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Spoonerism # 3: He was killed by a blushing crow...

...or was that a crushing blow?


He was extirpated by a verucund corvis.

Spoonerism #2: A vast display of cattleships and bruisers...

...or was that battleships and cruisers?


A voluminous pretension of bovid-ships and pugilists. 

Spoonerism #1: We'll have the hags flung out

...or was it have the flags hung out?


We'll elicit the viragos to be jettisoned.

Diametrics #3: The bigger the better; The best things come in small packages

The Brobdingnagianer the ameliorated.


The nonpareil things betide in Liliputian biddles.










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Diametrics #2: Money talks; Talk is cheap

Specie descants


Persiflage is floccinaucinihilipilification.
















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