Don't Put the Cart Before the Horse

Eschew arranging the curricle antecedent to the equine.




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An Ounce Of Prevention

An ounce of eschewal is isonomous to .454 kilograms of catholicon.



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Silence is Golden

Taciturnity is yellowish.




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Familiarity Breeds Contempt

Unceremoniousness progenerates contumely.





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Don't Cut Off Your Nose To Spite Your Face

Don't truncate your proboscis to exacerbate your visage.

Don't Bite the Hand that Feeds You!

Don't ruminate on the phalanges that are victualing you!

Curiosity Killed the Cat

Officiousness extirpated the grimalkin.

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Diametrics #3: The bigger the better; The best things come in small packages

The Brobdingnagianer the ameliorated.


The nonpareil things betide in Liliputian biddles.










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Diametrics #2: Money talks; Talk is cheap

Specie descants


Persiflage is floccinaucinihilipilification.
















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Diametrics #1: Knowledge is power; Ignorance is bliss

Lucubration is hegemony.


Philistinism is delectation.














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The pen is mightier than the sword

The stylograph is more puissant than the spadroon.

Misery loves company

Tribulation has amity for coterie

Make hay while the sun shines

Make provender in the interim the sun incandesces.

Look before you leap

Introspect prodromous to saltating

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link

Manacles are uniquely as stalwart as their most infecund vinculum. 

Strike while the iron is hot

Percuss at the juncture the ferrite is incandescent. 

The way to a man's heart...

The ingression to a man's quintessence is unhindered by way of his venter.

Practice makes perfect

Habituation makes indubitability.

Don't judge a book by it's cover...

Inhibit adjudicating a tome by its cortex.

Don't count your chickens...

Interdict enumerating your pullets prelusive to egression.