Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco

Never percuss a man who's manducating snuff.









Nicotine Rage: A Guide to Quitting Chewing Tobacco

Never Squat While Wearing Your Spurs

Never scrootch while accoutered with goads.








Rogers Isms The Cowboy Philosopher on The Peace Conference

Scared Half to Death

Consternated to a bifurcation of exanimation.






What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Mug

Like a Chicken with the Head Cut Off

Like a pullet with the capitulum decollated.






The Overworked American: The Unexpected Decline Of Leisure

Living On Borrowed Time

Being zoetic on a pilfered interval




















Living On Borrowed Time

Loose Lips Sink Ships

Flaccid flanges demit brigantines.





Loose Lips Might Sink Ships USA Military Vintage Poster

Discretion Is the Better Part of Valor

Acumen is the preponderant part of intrepidity.







The Better Part of Valor: A Story of the Alamo

Show Me the Money

Brandish the pecuniary entities to me!





Jerry Maguire (+ BD Live) [Blu-ray]

The Times They Are a-Changing

Chronologies, they are a-modulating.







The Times They Are A-Changin'

Where's The Beef?

What is the locus of the bovine flesh?





Where's the Beef Jersey Cotton T-Shirt, Aqua, X-Large

A Diamond Is Forever

A carbon allotrope is amaranthine...assuming it's not graphite.






Diamonds Are Forever (James Bond Novels)

Look What the Cat Dragged In

Descry what the malkin schlepped in.









Look What the Cat Dragged in

Slippery When Wet

Lubricious When Aqueous.









Slippery When Wet

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words

A parallelism merits a chiliad of morphemes.








A Picture Is Worth 1000 Words: Image-Driven Story Prompts and Exercises for Writers