Lettin' the Cat Out of the Bag is a Whole Lot Easier Than Puttin' It Back

Extricating the malkin from the haversack is copiously more facile than incarcerating it again.







Rogers-isms, the Cowboy Philosopher on the Peace Conference

If You Find Yourself In a Hole, Stop Digging

If you secern that you are interpolated in a foramen, abnegate burrowing.







First Rule Of Holes if you're in one, stop digging - Refrigerator Magnets 7x2 in

Always Drink Upstream From the Herd

In perpetuum, tipple upstream from the bevy.







Always Drink Upstream from the Herd

There are Two Theories to Arguing With a Woman, Neither Works

There are a dichotomy of modus operandi regarding pettifogging with muliebrity, neither avails.











WAR OF WORDS: WOMEN AND MEN ARGUING

Never Miss a Good Chance to Shut Up

Never vilipend a good conjuncture to squelch yourself








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Never Kick a Cow Chip On a Hot Day

Never calcitrate bovine plop on a recalescent day.














Purt' Near 100 Uses for a Texas Cow Chip

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco

Never percuss a man who's manducating snuff.









Nicotine Rage: A Guide to Quitting Chewing Tobacco

Never Squat While Wearing Your Spurs

Never scrootch while accoutered with goads.








Rogers Isms The Cowboy Philosopher on The Peace Conference