Those Are My Beliefs. If You Don't Like Them, I Have Others. - Groucho Marx

Those are my axioms. If you repudiate them I'll procure surrogates. The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As a Member

I abjure amalgamating with any sodality that would acquiesce me as a consort.






The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx