The Three Little Pigs

Something a little different:

I don't think I have ever posted a video on this blog before, but when I saw this masterful Rephrazing of the story The Three Little Pigs, I couldn't resist. Enjoy!

The True Story of the Three Little Pigs

I Was Born With A Plastic Spoon In My Mouth

I was parturitated with a polystyrene ladle in my embouchement.

~The Who, Substitute




Who Are You: The Life Of Pete Townshend

What a Wonderful World

I see topiaries of verdigris...
Rubicund roses conjointly...
I descry their efflorescence...
For me and for you...
And I surmise to myself...
What a pulchritudinous world.

~Louis Armstrong Louis Armstrong, In His Own Words: Selected Writings

Those Are My Beliefs. If You Don't Like Them, I Have Others. - Groucho Marx

Those are my axioms. If you repudiate them I'll procure surrogates. The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx

Easier to Ask Forgiveness Than Ask for Permission

If is more wieldy to beg exculpation than it is to requisition imprimatur.

The Writing Is On The Wall

The dissertation is on the parapet. Graffiti World (Updated Edition): Street Art from Five Continents

Obsolete Words

Check out this fun blog by The Scribbler. He digs up old fossils of lexemes and adages and gives definitions.

Obsolete Word of the Day

Totally cool... I mean... unmitigatedly gelid!

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As a Member

I abjure amalgamating with any sodality that would acquiesce me as a consort.






The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

Ruminate convivially, stay hale, succumb nevertheless.




Instant Bargains: 600+ Ways to Shrink Your Grocery Bills and Eat Well for Less

Sometimes You're the Windshield, Sometimes You're the Bug

Sporadically you're the automobile's fenestration, sporadically you're the cootie.





Sometimes you're the windshield

One should always play fair when one has the winning cards.

If you possess the predominant cards, vie equitably.






The Works of Oscar Wilde (Volume 3); House of Pomegranates. the Happy Prince, and Other Tales

Knowledge Talks, Wisdom Listens

Erudition allocutes, acumen auscultates














Experience Hendrix: The Best Of Jimi Hendrix

Lettin' the Cat Out of the Bag is a Whole Lot Easier Than Puttin' It Back

Extricating the malkin from the haversack is copiously more facile than incarcerating it again.







Rogers-isms, the Cowboy Philosopher on the Peace Conference

If You Find Yourself In a Hole, Stop Digging

If you secern that you are interpolated in a foramen, abnegate burrowing.







First Rule Of Holes if you're in one, stop digging - Refrigerator Magnets 7x2 in

Always Drink Upstream From the Herd

In perpetuum, tipple upstream from the bevy.







Always Drink Upstream from the Herd

There are Two Theories to Arguing With a Woman, Neither Works

There are a dichotomy of modus operandi regarding pettifogging with muliebrity, neither avails.











WAR OF WORDS: WOMEN AND MEN ARGUING

Never Miss a Good Chance to Shut Up

Never vilipend a good conjuncture to squelch yourself








Never miss a good chance to shut up - Refrigerator Magnets 7x2 in

Never Kick a Cow Chip On a Hot Day

Never calcitrate bovine plop on a recalescent day.














Purt' Near 100 Uses for a Texas Cow Chip

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco

Never percuss a man who's manducating snuff.









Nicotine Rage: A Guide to Quitting Chewing Tobacco

Never Squat While Wearing Your Spurs

Never scrootch while accoutered with goads.








Rogers Isms The Cowboy Philosopher on The Peace Conference

Scared Half to Death

Consternated to a bifurcation of exanimation.






What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Mug

Like a Chicken with the Head Cut Off

Like a pullet with the capitulum decollated.






The Overworked American: The Unexpected Decline Of Leisure

Living On Borrowed Time

Being zoetic on a pilfered interval




















Living On Borrowed Time

Loose Lips Sink Ships

Flaccid flanges demit brigantines.





Loose Lips Might Sink Ships USA Military Vintage Poster

Discretion Is the Better Part of Valor

Acumen is the preponderant part of intrepidity.







The Better Part of Valor: A Story of the Alamo

Show Me the Money

Brandish the pecuniary entities to me!





Jerry Maguire (+ BD Live) [Blu-ray]

The Times They Are a-Changing

Chronologies, they are a-modulating.







The Times They Are A-Changin'